Amber Faux

Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:04:25 -0700

vh1:

usatoday:

shortformblog:

yahoo:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…

Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they don’t look as good on the dashboard as straight-up image posts. You guys are new here, so we’ll give you some time to get used to things.

A for effort.

Welcome Yahoo. ;)

THE CORPORATE SHADE.

tyleroakley: NEW FAVORITE GIF.

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:37:34 -0700

tyleroakley:

NEW FAVORITE GIF.

andreaschoice: Promise Phan transforms...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:31:16 -0700

andreaschoice:

Promise Phan transforms into Jennifer Lawrence !!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:26:56 -0700

OH MY GOD YES ME TOO! For those of you who don’t know, the “OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!!” is where you PARK YOUR ASS in front of your computer and DO SHIT ALL for a week until you realize you’ve forgotten to eat.

did-you-kno: Source

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:22:04 -0700

did-you-kno:

Source

"Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:10 -0700

“Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform. It is grotesque.”

- Jiddu Krishnamurti (via brittanyschoice)

fishingboatproceeds: How did this get 71,000 notes?! Also, now...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:50:06 -0700

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?!

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

insertcleverusernamehere: qrave: Talking to your parents on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:03:41 -0700

insertcleverusernamehere:

qrave:

Talking to your parents on the phone

Accurate.

lolllll

pleatedjeans: [joy ang][follow her on tumblr]

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:08:20 -0700

pleatedjeans:

[joy ang][follow her on tumblr]

miss-gates: ivysaint: j4cklikes2flyn4ked: homosexualfrustratio...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:34 -0700

miss-gates:

ivysaint:

j4cklikes2flyn4ked:

homosexualfrustration:

mycroftismight:

nomittens4kittens:

mycroftismight:

blaperture-mesa:

queenofcandyland:

why do you hurt me so

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

omg thank you

#DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FEELS OVER A CATERPILLAR

#Tumblr. the only place you get feels over a caterpillar

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

Well that’s just going to make me cry more

This is the most adorable post on tumblr ever

LIFE HACK

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:41:22 -0700

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

lawsafizzix: theamericankid: Oh great, now there’s ANOTHER...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:41:00 -0700

lawsafizzix:

theamericankid:

Oh great, now there’s ANOTHER species that’s smarter than me

god damnit

cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:38:10 -0700

cokekitty:

element-alchemist:

bedroom—hymns:

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

sexualbread: smells u deeply u smell like my next friend

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:34:34 -0700

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:44:57 -0700

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:37:04 -0700

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

walkingthroughgalaxies: Them polish men

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:36:00 -0700

walkingthroughgalaxies:

Them polish men

Jennifer Lawrence + Red

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:14:48 -0700

Jennifer Lawrence + Red

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:10:00 -0700

ninejaallstar: askgoldenatoms: sushinfood: notsofriendlyelemea...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:10:47 -0700

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.