Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me
Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.Chan Li.
This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.
Chan Li needs more notes.
Jimmy you dumb fuck
OMG DEMITTRE LOOK, OBJECT PERMENANCE
Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)
middle school fights more like
this will be the best 5 seconds of your day. [jerome]
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
i love death
he’s like
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
We were married for three years and five days, and I loved him. But for the last couple months, I just wasn’t into sex at all. It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed. Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids and I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. I don’t think that makes me a criminal.”
You're a...vampire.
bitch i might be
