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Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via brittanyschoice)
insertcleverusernamehere: qrave: Talking to...
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re...
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
babyferaligator: middle school fights more like
zackisontumblr: if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
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i love death he’s like what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
Bella: You're a...vampire.
Edward: bitch i might be
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.” — Hugh Laurie
mattlaz: iamnotasnowflake: vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that not if we kill them. That escalated quickly
gingerdementor: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry...